when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 07, 2013
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by Miguel2fat April 18, 2023
by im never using this account July 30, 2024
a chode that likes to shake her booty (but secretly she doesn't have one if you look closely) she enjoys going to boys high dances and getting drunk off one cruiser. She's a mess when she has 2 cruisers and plays in her vom. her titts are 10A. she's a bloddy twelvie on Facebook and secretly loves joseph benny lel
annabelle burns
by fmeinthepussy October 16, 2014
by DopeNopeScope March 04, 2024
The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.
Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.
by Honolulu Girl November 07, 2009