burning kids

jerking off into a candle (your sperm is a kid) (a candle has fire)

yo at our sleepover jeremy got dared to burn his kids. he was burning kids.

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

Burning bush

When you need to shave but don’t have a lot of time, you perform a burning bush, lighting fire to your pubes and watch them burn away like a forest fire

Shit, Des is going to be here in 5 minutes and I haven’t even shaved! I’m going to have to pull a burning bush!

by No giggling August 1, 2019

Scamp & Burn Us

An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

"Dr Evil used to own Scamp & Burn Us and then he decided to stop being such a c*nt"

by Gandhi's Flip Flop August 2, 2019

burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes

Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.

by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019

Tear Burn

when your tears feel like acid and burn your eyes. Its mostly caused by yawning

My own tears are making my eyes feel like they are burning. The tear burn is real

by pringlesleaf August 21, 2019

burning tree

A lovely Street in the city of Thousand Oaks California where future baseball player grew up.

Jacob lived on burning tree

by To strong September 6, 2019

Scissor Burn

The irritating rash that occurs during wild lesbo muff to muff grinding.

Eat less cheeseburgers to thin those thighs

Kelly and Wendy after a long awaited first encounter were so desiring of each other they couldn’t stop grinding despite the grinding pain of off their private encounter. Scissor burns are totally worth it.

by Shivermetimers6969 May 19, 2018