Big Brain Moment

If you're a (big brainer) then you've most likely experienced a so-called "Big Brain Moment". But to all you low-class MacDonnals workers, a big brain moment is when you get such a good idea, that you just have to yell it, so everyone can hear how clever you are.
Me a highly intellectual: Hey (Brad)
Brad: Ya bra
Me: You know what I just got?
Brad: Nah brah
Me: I just had this really good idea, but I ain't gonna tell you it, because, you're not clever enough to understand my superior brain (Laughs in a high IQ voice), boy oh boy I do like when I get these Big Brain Moments.
by Big Brainer May 09, 2019
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hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution
I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.
by The Return of Light Joker January 08, 2008
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Brain Drain

To Snipe Someone In The Head In A Video Game Or I Guess In Real Life.

It Has To Be A Sick Shot Before You Can Drop The Term Any Normal Snipe Is Not Good Enough.
*Tom Headshots A Rookie In A Game Of Halo*
Tom: Ohhh Shit What A Phat Brain Drain.
Frined: That Was a Fucking Sick Shot
by Jonathan R Potts December 06, 2007
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Smooth Brain

A brain that has the quality of smoothness: having an even and consistent surface
Person 1: Wow! Person 2, I am feeling your exposed brain right now, it is so smooth and without wrinkles or blemish. Such a smooth brain!
Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively.

Person 1: Ok, jackass.
by Phil Johnson 47 December 05, 2020
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Brain Bleach

Brain Bleach's includes: Ecstasy, marijuana, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Bloody Mary's, ETC...
by TheCrazyTruth May 05, 2013
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hairy troll brain

an act in which a man wraps his thumb and index finger around the outside of his scrotum so the tips of his finger and thumb touch.(above the testes but under the base of the penis)After correct placement of the finger and thumb, the hand is moved away from the body in a pulling motion. this creates a "sinching" effect and creates a hairy brain-like object from the testes bunching at the bottom of the scrotum.
because brandon liked to show all of the girls his hairy troll brain, he is now serving 1-15 years in the pokey for sexual harrassment.
by ben w. June 14, 2006
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Dry brain

You know how ur brain is slimey well a dry brain means ur dumb basicallly because u dont have the slime inside ur head!
A:hes such a dumb dry brain b:Yeah hes dumber then a slug
by December 07, 2020
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