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Jews First

I thought America First meant no wars. I thought it meant America decides. Didn't WE just bomb the Houthi's? If AMERICA wanted to bomb Iran... Then AMERICA would have bombed Iran... INSTEAD... Israel bombed Iran and AMERICA is covering their for ass.
Hym "So really it isn't AMERICA first. It's JEWS first. How does America first somehow mean the Jews make decisions and then America just does whatever Israel wants? We need to cut off the tap to Israel immediately. They are a waste of time and money. But you know who ISN'T that? ME! I always deliver. And unlike Israel, I am American. Unlike Trump I have never betrayed my cause or my people. I also wasn't friends with pedophiles. I condemned pedophiles and molesters."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Jew

Parker byer himself
by Yepper April 4, 2023
mugGet the Jewmug.

Nigger penis faggot jew

A nigger who has a penis and likes sticking it's penis in other niggers and is also a jew
by dodgy man May 21, 2024
mugGet the Nigger penis faggot jewmug.

Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga
I just learned Jew-jiutsu
by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021
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Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 22, 2019
mugGet the Nickel Jewmug.

cannoe jew

I am not a cannoe jew
by cracked7toilet December 2, 2019
mugGet the cannoe jewmug.

Kung Jew

Another kyke martial art. Just like Jew Jitsu. Refer to my other definition.
by Best User On Urban Dictionary September 30, 2025
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