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Markiplier's Brother

Don't search markiplier's brother, worst mistake of my life
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

Always at least a second child.
Usually tattles
Constantly steals the spotlight
Gets blamed by all older siblings
You know I'd like to go to the club, but my super Annoying Little Brother has some kind of Syndrome or something. I can't get over how whinny he is, and he's such a little snitch, he'll just tell my mom or dad. Stupid Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)
by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 13, 2023
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car brother

1. Someone related to you that you carpool with.
2. The car owned by a related brother.

3. Someone related to you that owns the same car such as a brother or brother-in-law.
4. Another way to say carburetor.
My car brother drives me to first week and then I drive him the next week.

My car brother has a nice car.

Hey!! We're car brothers!

I need to replace the spark plug on my car brother.
by jaylookerwooga December 16, 2023
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Bone Brother

When your best friend blows off his finger and bone gets stuck in your neck!
My buddy one time blew up his hand and part of his finger got stuck in my neck! Bone Brother
by Portuguese Fabio April 10, 2023
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Brother in christ

Used by white people to replace the n-word in that over captioned meme with a barely visible subway sandwich
“mfs be like ‘i hate subwaymy Brother in christ you made the sandwich
by literally go mifune April 20, 2023
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Brother Odd

a novel by Dean Koontz, published in 2006. The novel is the third book in Koontz's series focusing on a young man named Odd Thomas
Brother Odd title listing at the Internet Speculative Fiction Database
by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023
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