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Ancient asshole

Refers to a taste so putrid and soul-crushing that one may prefer to ingest the powdered bodily chocolate-starfish region remains of mumified corpses from bygone days.

A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.
Why that brother sniffing MD? It tastes like ancient asshole.

The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.

The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
by SouthseaBoyoUK October 23, 2025
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bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.
You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
by P0rky69 February 14, 2024
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asshole

a person who ditches her gf and tells her shes replacable
john is a asshole to his gf
by jnfkjdsfndsfn December 2, 2017
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asshole

by ahjslfbdhlas August 8, 2017
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Asshole

logan paul has a juic asshole booty
by karmapunk2000 January 15, 2019
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Asshole

A name to call a person you hate
Tord: Taako is such a asshole, HE BLEW MY FUCKING ARM UP
by ALTheKid May 11, 2017
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Asshole

Zara is the definition of an asshole
by Bettycrocker August 12, 2014
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