Thomas

A kid who definitely eats his own poop and is really really weird

Stay away from Thomas

by ebola_21 April 1, 2020

Thomas

If you know someone named Thomas or you are a Thomas, you are probably a piece of shit. You are an extreme narcissist, egotistical, misogynistic, shit eating asshat on a stick that would cheat on someone if given the chance. You also probably have a beard shitty or not. :)

Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?

by Yourneighborhoodmills November 14, 2022

thomas choueiry

another meaning for gay people

john: ohh did you see that guy he seems thomas choueiry

by aaaannnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 10, 2020

Thomas Hudson

'Thomas Hudson' means a person has achieved the highest levels of laziness

It can also be abbreviated to 'Hudd'

'Hudd' means to be stalking women after hours

I was like Thomas Hudson at work today

Im going on the Hudd tonight

by huddosauce May 6, 2018

Brayden Thomas

Jesus Christ this guy has a MASSIVE cock and infinite Rizz. Would smash any hot girl his age and is the funniest fucking kid you’d ever meet

“Holy shit it’s Brayden Thomas get on your knees and bow”

by Cracked Child November 7, 2022

Thomas

A Thomas is someone who appears as a very likeable and nice colleague at first sight. In reality he or she only pretends to be likeable and nice hoping that he or she will be able to dig up dirt on you which he or she can report to his superiors at work. A Thomas does this hoping that he will be able cash in his snitching credits in the future, for example when applying for a higher position.

- ''You're in no way qualified for that position!'' I know Danny, but maybe I can Thomas my way in...
- ''I just got promoted to manager today!'' Guess your Thomassing paid off Danny!
- ''Bro I accidentally fucked up at work but I think our manager did not notice. Guess I won't lose my job after all!'' You're so lucky Danny... *laughs in Thomas*

by DannyCaruso1988 February 26, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is a really funny type of guy. Always there for his friends, and is very supportive in his own ways. He may not have the hottest looks but is a beautiful person on the inside.

-This guy’s funny, what’s his name?
-Thomas.

by m4m1w4n4 November 23, 2021