armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.

This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.

by chungusniggafart May 7, 2022

Madagascar Monkey

Ejaculating on a girls face while she gives you those big doe eyes like a madagascar monkey.

Man you should of seen those eyes when I gave that chuck the Madagascar Monkey!

by Valentine Sweety March 4, 2015

Full as a monkey

To be reallllyyy full.

Lunch?! You've already made yourself full as a monkey!

by fendlo September 18, 2018

Velcro monkey

The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.

My girlfriend Ally is such a velcro monkey. She's always hanging off of me.

by Charlie_foxtrot9 April 5, 2016

Monkey episodes

A contagious disease that hasn't been spread (yet) to anyone expect the first person who had ever been diagnosed with the disease(anerx). It is a disease where the victim will morph into a monkey and go insane and become extremely powerful only for a short period of time before they turn back to their original self. The episodes usually happen when the victim is provoked, usually angered. The disease is incredibly mysterious due to only one person having it (so far)

looks like anerx is having another one of his monkey episodes again.

by Lunna October 15, 2020

Monkey tuxedo

Matching Jean and denim jackets usually made by fubu or Sean John worn by the blacks.

Damn I love those Sean John jeans and matching denim jacket son, I wish I had a monkey tuxedo like that!

by Fortdespair February 18, 2017

monkey peen

When someone has a small penis like a monkey.

She was laughing at Tom and his monkey peen

by Smiles at the bay November 7, 2020