Tom

Ultimate shredder, founding member of shredrin clan and could fuck anyone’s wife at the snap of his finger

Yoo did you see how lean Tom looks? Yea it’s because he is shredding

by MasterShredder May 28, 2021

Tom

She likes your mom
Her penis is like this big | |

Omg, Tom just passed by, look at her GIGANTIC penis!

by bestdickinthegalaxy November 23, 2021

Tom

A young foreign boy who is diabetic and sucks on his own genders genitals. He is praised by the homosexuals as the "gay lord". He is also an IRA member with tublord Oisin Cummins

You're such a Tom (Translation) You're such a gaylord

by Mr.MK October 14, 2019

Tom

Tom is an outgoing person with a 6+ inch pp on average. He loves to spend time with people, and will make you laugh. He doesn’t date much, but instead analyzes the people he likes to determine whether he can have a good relationship with them. Toms are the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, and in bed will make her wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. Toms are rational, funny, and intelligent, but most importantly they can be sexy beasts. Any girl who dates a Tom is in for a good time, that is, she will be with someone who cares deeply about her and her interests. Any girl that gets to share a bed with a Tom will be in for the wildest ride for her life.

Girl: Who’s that?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?

by ForTheRepublic July 18, 2020

Tom Goulden

A massive L who is bad at fortnite and has a small willy

I am playing fortnite with Tom Goulden tonight, what an L

by HuGekock69 July 27, 2022

Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.

Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.

V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

To Tom Brady a bitch

To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.

I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”

by Vane April 29, 2025