Triddy

Lame or not up to par, not good

“Yo bro, did you like the food at the restaurant”

“Nah, that shit was triddy”

by Khiddmel February 7, 2022

Turd

The act of falsely accusing someone of a crime

Famous person a dropped a turd on Famous person J

by deafmute June 5, 2022

Show Turd

A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.

Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?

Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.

by Lilphe June 25, 2010

Anchor Turd

'Anchor Turd' is a term used by normal people to describe the common denominator of conversation with a radical American conservative. When a radical conservative mentions the primacy of his ideals over those of others the only point in common can be summarized with the most basic of bodily functions.

This term is a broad term in response to the specific term 'anchor baby' a term used by anti-immigration reductionists in the United States to describe a child born in the U.S. to illegal immigrants--especially referring to Mexican illegal aliens.

When a Tea Party activist tried to discuss the importance of traditional marriage of a natural man and a natural woman I threw down my anchor turd so we'd actually have something to discuss.

by FlyGerm August 6, 2010

boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

by dirtharrison March 19, 2014

unicorn turd pillows

Is a magical rainbow pillow that was birthed out of a unicorns toe and rubbed on a dogs butt to for the shape of a turd

That pillow it totally a unicorn turd pillows

by ........!_ November 29, 2014

yoga turd

the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads

when we cooled down with the cat pose i accidentally let out a yoga turd

by wadiwalker December 27, 2014