drowning the angry troll

Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute

I am drowning the angry troll.

by Deltax192 February 12, 2015

Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.

That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.

by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

underwear troll

an underwear troll is someone who hides in your underwear to blow you off.

Yeah she was totally an underwear troll, she was always in my underwear!

by Laura12437262 January 24, 2023

Troll humor

Something (joke, story, movie-scene) an individual does not find funny until they meet someone who is offended by it.

Then they find it hilarious (either from the nervousness, ridiculousness, obscenity, or the person is in-fact a troll)

Bob: So I heard this really lame joke the other day (insert joke)
Chad: … that's not funny (insert personal story)
Bob: … BAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Well I guess this friendship is over?
Chad: Nah, it's alright I understand troll humor just like when (inserts joke about Bob's life)
Both: (Laugh and continue being friends)

by Ian McSmith October 12, 2021

Snow-Troll

A woman with a cute, attractive face, who covers her un-attractive body body with large amounts of clothing. Only appears during cold, winter months.

That girl's got a cute face, great smile, but I'm not gonna see what that snow-troll is hiding under all that padding.

by Cowlesds September 3, 2022