Tom

Tom is the sexiest man alive. His penis is extraordinarily large and every time a girl sees him they get a moist feeling in between their legs.

Peppa pig: "is that tom?!"
Mummy pig: "yes it is."
Peppa pig: "it must be because my vagina is moist and I have a woman bona"

by Tom is fit July 27, 2018

Tom

A minor who gets rinsed / shit-faced every weekend if not more often.

"Oh would ya look at that, there's a Tom here."

by henriftw July 31, 2018

Tom

So here goes, Tom is a boy that is very strange at time but also can be quite normil. He always cooks chicken and pizza and pasta, this is his way to seduce the girl and to lead her into his room, this is when he becomes a bocat,

The end

Oh cooking chicken, must be a tom

by Fubkknbs August 10, 2018

Stormy Tom

When you are out for a run and need to shit and do it down a storm drain.

He went for run and pulled a stormy Tom and kept going.

by Dark and stormy August 16, 2018

Tom

This big boy is a Fraud claims to be a viking but is as British as they come! Sipping tea and eating crumpets.

This guy has a folder of memes and nugget porn :eyes:

Tom is a nutty geezer

by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018

Tom O'Donnell

Complaining about the food and/or service during a lunch out to recoup the cost of a meal

He pulled a Tom O'Donnell there at lunch

by AliP07 August 27, 2018

Tom

a Tom is a handsome boy usually with blondish hair. They are funny, smart, weird, kind, skinny and just amazing in general. Although they do have an attitude. They are always making people happy and are pretty talkative. Toms are usually very awkward in a crowd. They are super sporty and loves to win anything they can!

I know that boy his name is Tom

by GaryBaryLary January 18, 2019