snake

cierra buchanan

you know that snake?

what snake?
cierra, she’s such a bitch
ohh okay

by makayla_ramos January 15, 2018

Dilly Snake

A snake that lives inside your shoe and damages your foot. Typically found in Alabama

Gurben: "Ey billey theres a dilly snake in my shoe dargit!"
Billy: "As such in our cuntrey."

by John Cront December 2, 2018

Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake

Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

Snake bite

When someone inserts lemon juice anally, then and another person sucks it out of their anus followed by a shot of tequila.

"Last night we tried something new, its called the snake bite"

by GreenWeenie6100 January 5, 2022

prostate snake

A dick stuck in your ass.

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.

by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015

snake

m¡a#5000
“ i’d never give anyone ur address lol “

“ even jf we have an arguement im not gonna give them ur address “

“ Hi my name is amelia and i am a snake and love saying the nwofd “

by Amelia + kouesi January 3, 2021

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020