Blind Sausage Whiff

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

by RockyWears April 18, 2024

Sausage Toe

The tranny version of a camel toe

That chick at the bar is so hot!

Yea but did you see his sausage toe…

by SodomisPrime May 1, 2024

Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️

You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol

by Jimmy BudthugN01 84 AOMB May 3, 2024

sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related

"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"

by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024

Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler

example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.

by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024

sausage mark

when a sausage that has been grilled has marks on it or when its been thrown at a wall and leaves an imprint on the wall

‘dude, theres a fucking sausage mark on my wall’

by lukaisntreal May 12, 2024

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024