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Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes
I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to
by Lanborp December 1, 2022
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Reverse Dutch Oven

When you are in bed, waiting forever for your partner to get in with you. Exasperated, you give up and fart as they finally approach, then pull down the covers so that they get a little token of your appreciation for having to wait so long
I waited twenty minutes for her to come to bed. Now she’s going to get a reverse Dutch oven!
by mek804 February 23, 2024
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dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.
Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.
by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017
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Dutch

Dutch
by Dkdia February 16, 2018
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Dutch Toast

A breakfast dish where slices of bread are dipped into a bowl of cum which are then fried in a pan
Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”

Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
by anthony queso June 2, 2022
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Grungy Dutch

A Grungy Dutch is a dirty dutch oven. Where in someone with an unwiped bum farts or poop farts under the covers and pulls the covers over someone else's head.
She was nagging me all day so at bed time I gave her a Grungy Dutch.
by BadGuy99 October 21, 2023
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dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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