Jesus Boob Cult

The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.

Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!

by JBC is life September 24, 2021

fitness boobs

Small breast implants usally used by girls who are into fitness and therefore get low body fat and no boobs. Usally discreet so people cant really see if they are implants

I dont know if that girl has fitness boobs or just natural good boobs!

by bossgirl97 September 28, 2021

boob

boob

boob

by big bald obama September 30, 2021

Boobs

Boobs are the definition of beutiful and perfectness that have exist in this earth. All boobs are beutiful and perfect in their own way. Boobs..are amazing....

A average boobs enjoyer:"hey nice boobs"
A person who have boobs:"thanks,i appreciate it!"

by Joonlovesdoingbackflipbutcant July 23, 2021

Grabbing a boob by the nutsack

Taking risks in life

Fred: Why do you do all of this risky shit

Phil: I’m just grabbing a boob by the nutsack, that’s living life my friend

by AssReLicker July 30, 2021

boob

what indian men ask for when you hop on omegle

me: skips random person
indian guy : BOOB
me : oh

by wiggawithoutw July 31, 2021

boobs

amazing things that are found on a womans chest and everyone loves them

girl: *talking to friend* ugh my boobs hurt sm

freind: try not wearing aa bra when your alone as much

some perv listening to convo: *thinking in head* may be i should say smth...

perv talking to girl: *has an idea* giiiirllll maybe i could massage them for you later ;) ifykwhatimean

both girls: fack off ya spookey betch

by butteribelieveicanflyy August 3, 2021