baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.

Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form

by x3mbo September 24, 2018

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

alex salad

a simple on the go salad , sliced lettuce, baby carrots, a slice of green pepper, a few grape tomatoes, broccoli, and some seedless grapes. easily fits in sandwich ziplock for convenient meal. salad dressing on the side optional.

"what did you have for lunch?" " I was pressed for time and made a quick alex salad."

by oh brother March 2, 2021

Salad

Its a little as ass.

Guy1: Jesus look this Cake!!!
Guy2: Nah its a SALAD.
Guy1: True.

by SavageFathi May 3, 2017

noodle salad

The act of numerous men inserting there flaccid penises in one's mouth.

Hey guys give me a noodle salad.

by Big dumb animal 2 March 13, 2016

Rainbow Pasta Salad

When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.

Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.

by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020