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Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.
Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts
by superhotkarl March 7, 2020
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Rusty nail

When you wipe your bum and your finger go’s through the toilet paper and you get poo on ur finger
Fuck! I got a rusty nail
by Finnzapoo November 11, 2020
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rusty boozer

“Hey Jared, ya hype for rusty boozer this year?”
Yea bro. Love me some rusty boozer turkey.”
by Jdog333 November 12, 2020
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Rusty trampoline

The act of lying about sitting your pants
No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.
by Psychic ramone November 14, 2020
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Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room
by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020
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Rusty Pelican

When you get shit on your nose after eating a girls pussy.
After going down on Sarah, she looked and me and said “You’ve got a Rusty Pelican!!!”
by Seppsters November 19, 2020
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Rusty Jeep

When you get fucked in the ass on your hands and knees, while in the woods.
Ah man, me and my girl did the Rusty Jeep down on that old arc trail.
by Daychick November 22, 2020
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