Poop Goblin

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019

princess poop

When you take a big shit but when you wipe your ass its completely clean.

“Yo my patient had a massive code brown, but when I wiped them they were completely clean.”

“Nice they had a princess poop!”

by Markski619 December 31, 2017

Poop Vapor

a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.

person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.

by PoopPantsNoDaiper February 24, 2020

poop snout

person who sucks up to the extreme of having shit up their sinuses. (brown noser, kiss ass)

Jim is such a poop snout that our boss is clueless about his inability to perform his job function.

by shannannannan September 11, 2003

poop train

A train conducted by psychopaths.

"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"

by I Sharted May 1, 2018

poop cramps

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

by bobracha1000 December 1, 2015

pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.

The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!

by Camille Rat March 21, 2007