Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 08, 2019

poop catcher

Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.

hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!

by thefashionpolice April 21, 2011

Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

by poodlewhacker July 15, 2009

Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil

"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"

by The Unicorn Specialist February 03, 2012

extra poop

after you have released a poo and wiped but then you have to release another poo

god i just had to take three extra poops and i used a full roll of toilet paper

by goodwillhunting September 18, 2011

poop night

A night of significant pooping.

A really crappy night.

Last night was such a poop night!

by Sir Poopsaloteeeeee February 23, 2014

Snowman poop

The white packing peanuts you get in a shipped package

I relieved the package I've been waiting for it was full of snowman poop protecting my purchase

by Puck it January 30, 2014