Kevin

A person that commits actions of a brat. Annoying friend that is dissliked by everyone in the group. Derrived from the "kevin cube" from fortnite that appeared in season 5. Usually given to a small-minded bastard that would tell on you. WE HATE KEVIN!

Teacher - okay guys, thats it for today's lesson. Have a nice weekend.
Kevin - emm, teacher! Did we not have a quiz today?

by KevinHaterBoy64 February 10, 2025

Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.

Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."

by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021

Kevin

A pussy slayer who will make you cum in a train museum

Sex me so hard like Kevin did

by Peepeepoopoo1hehe February 03, 2024

Kevin

A guy that is thirsty af for some British girl named Amillia

Lmao Kevin is really beating to Amillia's leaked nudes lmao

by Uncontained_Moisture September 26, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is great friend to have because he will let you be yourself without judgement. He is also very funny :D

Kevin should not be a rapper

by ilovearlsweatshirt August 18, 2023

KEVIN

Male version of a "Karen"

A non-offensive way to say "AssFace"

That entitled dick head is such a "Kevin".

by NellieBunz007 March 17, 2022

Kevin

A person that looovveessss aarons animals! Dont ask, but i think somebody is readin this. If your name is Kevin, then your a legend :D

Omg! Kevin is the weirdest person ever!

by Notme124 October 27, 2021