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Internets poopy!

Daniel Carracher is complaining about the speed of the internet at A#I again usually without justification or cause.
by Internets poopy! March 1, 2018
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Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
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Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.
Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.
by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019
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Reliable internet source

It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord
Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that

Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source

Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025
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Internet Patriotism

A phenomenon that occurs when two people meet online on an international web page and starts conversing in their own language.

Like when you read (for example) a comment written in your native language, and you reply in your native language.
by Rekna June 30, 2011
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Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.
James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?
by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018
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Internet Trans

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace
I was went in an Internet Trans, and found myself on www.aol.com
by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011
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