dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

by plowpimp January 13, 2015

Sodexo Food

n. Food that is taste horrible and is extremely overpriced (e.g. 20rmb for a soda) that is found on school campuses run by Sodexo

A: This hot chocolate is horrible and extremely overpriced!!!
B: Its Sodexo Food.

by Student with Sedexo at school May 26, 2018

Food Stickler

Someone who monitors/watches the amount of food you eat .

Liz: *buys pizza and wings for friends* "We can at least get 3 slices"

Peter: *Eats 4 slices of pizza*
Cameron: *Watches friends eat* "Liz said 3 slices of pizza"
Peter: *Laughs* "Liz says, a lot of things"
Cameron: *fights over pizza*
Liz: "Why are you guys fighting for pizza, when we have 50 wings to eat" *gives Cameron the food stickler her slice of pizza*

by chickenp September 16, 2017

food

When in Conversation, And Talking About Food, And Offering to Give Food to someone, It is a Symbolismized As to Have Sex or Fuck

MALE:::Lets Get some food, I like Tacos, And I Like to eat sushi.... FEMALE:::: Ok, That sounds Awesome, I like Burritos

by BRIMH October 11, 2020

Food

British slang used for drugs its seen in the show top boy on netflix so that if someone nearby hears you it wont be suspicious

“I need food”Some random crackhead

by roadfart August 3, 2021

Food toilet

Another term for microwave. It’s usual glass disc spins just as water spins in a toilet.

Political Jargon when you’re too drunk to understand what they’re talking about; or if sober when they no longer make any sense.

The food toilet is brand new, let me use it first before you destroy it.

These food toilets are just stuffing the media with nonsense.

by Crankdat defs November 22, 2025

clean food

Food that has been washed.

Bro #1: "Dude, that skinless chicken breast and broccoli looks pretty bland and boring."

Bro #2: "I gotta eat clean food."

Bro #1: "Cool, glad you washed it."

by snorkelman May 25, 2012