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Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.
Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.
by GlizzyDoll May 21, 2022
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Social Experiment

An excuse used by YouTube creators to seem Woke while acting like Human Garbage for views.
"wow what an asshole, but I bet he'll tell his subscribers it was a social experiment'
by TheRippedGeek August 24, 2018
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Social Solutionist

A person who looks to resolve social issues without regard to political rhetoric.
Social Solutionists solve problems while politicians use problems as socially divisive talking points.
by IUSAI October 20, 2010
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The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.
"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"
by Ctcblue May 28, 2017
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Socializing with women

Wasting your breath on a dumb whore while she fucks a cripple behind your back.
Why aren't you socializing with women.

I did and they fucked a retard isntead of me. What could they possibly have to say to me that is of any worth? Nothing. That would be like going to a sex shop, buying a blow up doll, letting a mentally disabled person but inside of it and then talking to the blow-up doll. You're not getting anything out of that conversation. Better yet, I'll just go to a nambla convention and talk to some little boy fuckers. Good advice. I'll consider it.
by Hym Iam December 5, 2020
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Social midiot

There is no way she could get further in the weeds. What a social midiot.
by thoughtless optimist May 1, 2021
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Socially Disabled

This is something that is not commonly recognized, understood or researched.

To be Socially Disabled is an inability to be a sociopath, psychopath, liar, scumbag or any of the other traits which make people socially acceptable in modern society. The Socially Disabled find it impossible to be a completely shitty person. Socially disable people are honest, caring, loving individuals who emphasize on the importance of truth, human rights, morals and Ethics. A Socially Disabled individual will often have an unbiased point of view that is not compromised by the brainwashing of media, their family/friends or false teachings. Being Socially Disabled makes life difficult because socially disabled people often wish for the bes, although the reality is that the honest and ethical nature of the socially disabled makes them undesirable to the world run by rich sociopaths, psychopaths and control freaks.

Socially Disabled people are vulnerable because of all of the goodness they wish to see in this world. If you are socially disabled, you are talented, but you struggle to succeed in the world. Socially disabled people are harmless and are taken advantage of for strong moral beliefs in equality and hard work. Often people with this disability go through life experiencing endless amounts of traumas caused by all of the horrible people they will have to encounter in the workplace and in their daily lives. Socially Disabled people are the last truly good people in this world.
He never was able to hold a steady job because he was socially disabled.
The were socially disabled, so they had a blind trust.
She was obviously socially disabled, I don’t think that girl could tell a lie.

Jesus was socially disabled and they crucified him because he was not guilty of anything.
by NobodyCaresIamNobodyICare November 27, 2023
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