Slap-Crap

Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.

After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.

by Kikkoman123 April 7, 2011

Slap that base

A term generally used as encouragement. Some similarities to the High Five exist as Slap that base may be used in similar situations. Often said like a cool rastafari.

-Man that girl totally likes me!
-Slap that base dude, slap that base.

by Marble Curse May 14, 2011

Slap Dollar

A form of currency! A slap to the face when some one requires an item of pleasure or need.

Thatl be 1 Slap Dollar fool

by Petey Jay July 5, 2010

es slap

It is more violent then a regular slap. Usually used by the young cub named Mufasa when in rage, on the verge og anger, or is extreamly disturbed.

Mufasa es slapped Purple.

by Mufasa April 22, 2005

sponge slap

the process of urianting or ejaculating onto a sponge or sponge product and then slapping your partner in the face with it

ryan found a sponge and then sponge slapped ryan

by luvs2sploooge December 5, 2009

cheeto slap

when a guys slaps another person with his dick at the same time he is jizzing

"hey baby, let me cheeto slap that pretty face of yours"

"dude did you hear about jon and rebecca? she totally got cheeto slapped by him last night"

by miiiiiiiuuu April 2, 2017

slap-face

rosey red cheeks most commonly found on fat people. so named because it gives the appearance of having been slapped on both sides of ones face

he's not drunk, he just has slap-face

by shandy martin November 19, 2007