Sausage Date

When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.

Sarah is going out with Josh this Saturday. It's a sausage date.

by seijaku April 17, 2013

Dirty Sausage

A Dirty sausage is when you shove shit in a woman's vagina and then start inserting your sausage in there.

My sausage was dirty last night I shoved shit in her vagina so now I have a dirty sausage

by DirtySausagemilkshake December 19, 2024

Vienna sausage

The stump of a penis that has been soaking.

I was soaking in a snapping turtle next thing I knew it was a Vienna sausage

by Snapper0690 November 6, 2021

Provolone sausage

A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created

Yoooo I gave my man the provolone sausage last night and he was in AWE...

by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021

Sausage train

A group of males all walking together with each other, usually in single file.

When I saw six people entering the restaurant and going towards their table I didn't see one woman; it was a sausage train.

by Danny Mew December 6, 2014

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by animeisgood January 25, 2019

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016