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A Finnish video game company developing a 2.5D MMO which will supposedly support a real-money storefront.
What's the most important part of a video game? Social First!

Do you like caffeine? Me too!
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American: I just had to pay taxes this is totally socialism
Someone else: Yeah sure
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Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food
1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?
by notryhards33 June 5, 2022
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Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.
"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
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Socialism

Socialism is the belief that ALL forms of slavery, not just chattel slavery, should be illegal. That means your boss cannot sell a portion of your labor to someone who will effectively own a percentage of you and live off of your hard work.

Socialism is the belief that no one should get to freeload off of you, compared to Capitalism which is the belief that the rich should be allowed to buy a percentage of you and leech on you.
A: Hey man I am so fucking tired of creating $500 of value in a work day but only getting $100 of it.
B: Me too. I wish we could abandon Capitalism and switch to Socialism.
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Socialism: a type of society where the government oppresses the people instead of the people oppressing each other.
"There is no great depression in socialist Russia, just a great oppression"
Socialism in action.
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Socialism

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:

The right to vote

A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything

When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies

Beating the final boss of dark souls

Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time

Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming

Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.

Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode

Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
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