mobile slap

<verb> (mo-BULL SLAP) - The act of hitting someone with a phone.

See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"

Person 1 - "Where did we park?"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"

by [AG]Tamaki October 1, 2009

sponge slap

the process of urianting or ejaculating onto a sponge or sponge product and then slapping your partner in the face with it

ryan found a sponge and then sponge slapped ryan

by luvs2sploooge December 5, 2009

Tongue Slapping

When a male or female uses their tongue to lick a person of the opposite genders' face in order to gain their attention.

Girl: 'I had to use tongue slapping last night because the guy next to me was drunk and singing"

by Urban Nutter November 13, 2011

Ham-slap

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.

Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.

by MOJO5G January 26, 2017

Meep Slap

A hard slap to any part of the body, after or before doing so the slapper says. "Meep!", this is a very fun and hillarious thing and can result in bruises.

a meep slap is when a person walks up to you and yells "meep!" he then smacks you.

by xexelias November 18, 2012

kack slap

Is when a slob removes his clothing and does rigorous jumoing jacks..balls caught slapping..

hot mess..last night i got kack slapped

by mule man April 7, 2009

slap-face

rosey red cheeks most commonly found on fat people. so named because it gives the appearance of having been slapped on both sides of ones face

he's not drunk, he just has slap-face

by shandy martin November 19, 2007