Columbian Sandpaper Ride

When you dip your dick in hot wax and pull it out then pour sand on it and wait for it to dry so its rough like sandpaper then you proceed to fuck a girl in her asshole then pull out and with your poopy dick give her a mustache out of her own shit
Yo dude i gave that girl such a rough Columbian Sandpaper Ride last night she will feeling that for weeks
by SweetyN'ready69 January 11, 2009
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a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.
mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!
by Greg freezy June 16, 2008
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Nantucket Sleigh ride

Get at the top of the stairs, your partner (preferably female) is on hands and knees. You then start anal sex, then hit her upside the head to knock her out. After she is knocked out, you ride her down the stairs while having anal sex.
I have a head/butt ache after that Nantucket sleigh ride
by Wankandoodle June 03, 2009
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Ghost Ride The Whip

When you "Ghost Ride the Whip," You get out of your vehicle and just with your hand on the steering wheel drive it like a ghos - Orgin - The Bay Area
Hey Due ! did you all them Folk "Ghost Ride the Whip" in the E-40's Tell me When To Go, video?
by Gabriel Valenzuela April 10, 2006
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Riding the pink flamingo

A euphemism for flaming (o) gay sex due to the tropical look of bare-chested, gay men who participate.
by I-have-evolved April 21, 2009
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Alabama Carpet ride

The sexual act of going down to the Alabama Coast line and fucking a girl who has sand in her vagina
Andrew: Dude I can't understand why my dick hurts.
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?

Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!
by Big Money Al December 03, 2009
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ghost ride the stick

Ghost ride the whip is when you walk next to your car while it is still rolling. Ghost ride the <i>stick</i> is when you do it in a stick shift car by putting it in neutral.
You wanna ghost ride the stick in the parking lot after school?
by Evan AKA E Dizzle April 27, 2006
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