Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.

Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!

by OranageHasu December 4, 2012

pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.

The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!

by Camille Rat March 21, 2007

poop cramps

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

by bobracha1000 December 1, 2015

poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.

Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.

by rip-trip July 8, 2021

Poop Marathon

When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes

All-Day Diarrea

-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!


-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!

by seniorpoopypants February 19, 2009

Poop Pub

The magazines often found under the bathroom sink, used by men around the world to pass time while they take care of business.

Ralph searched through the poop pubs hoping to find just the right one to help pass the time.

by Girl racer November 26, 2010

Bridge Poop

When you take a large, long crap that touches both sides of the toilet bowl, and fails to break in half when the toilet is flushed, leaving the turd high and dry, bridging both ends of the toilet.

Hold up a sec I gotta take a crap. OMG Someone took a bridge poop in here that won’t flush. I’m going somewhere else.

by Whippersnapper6969 October 18, 2018