Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.

“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”

by Girldick May 23, 2025

Person √-1

Person √-1 is Person 29's imaginary friend

Person 29: Hi Person √-1
Person √-1: Hi bro

by Dalmut Brothers September 7, 2024

Normal-aged person

Somebody born in the 20th century.

It was all zoomers there, not a single normal-aged person in sight.

by RoundenBrown August 27, 2021

that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment

Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Your Golden person

Your golden person isn’t any regular person,They are the happiness of fresh young love unfolding in all its marvelous glory. The happiness a heart can always see. It’s the kind of color that’s exciting and loud, without being angry or overwhelming. Your gold is like feeling the warm sunshine on your skin. It tastes like putting a whole lemon in your mouth; your lips puckering up, eyes clenched, a sharp taste on your tongue, giving you goosebumps all over your arms. It’s the feeling of running your hand over wild sunflowers, the petals soft, yet sturdy. It sounds like birds chirping early in the morning, singing their happy tunes. It’s the music of bees buzzing plant to plant, on a warm afternoon, spreading life. Yellow is happy & peaceful. It’s a type of color that says “all is right with the world & I am content with life”.

“Every time I see them I can feel warmth spread through my chest”

“You’ve met your golden person”

by Dxvilz April 17, 2023

Personal Flowers

Floral creations given to individuals that they will carry or wear in a wedding. A Mother’s corsage is a good example of a personal flower. Of course a bridal bouquet is definitely a personal flower. And so is this simple Groom’s boutonniere.

When my Personal Flowers arrived, my fiance was right there with the camera to take pre-wedding shots. I laughed, cried and literally danced with joy over them... now showing on FB.

by GoDressUp June 10, 2013