Worry porn

Gratuitous news reporting typically in support of a particular political position that relentlessly demonizes an opposing point of view that provides pleasure to its already worry-prone adherents

Worry porn is what keeps CNN and MSNBC views glued to their sets

by MFJumbo January 8, 2022

Metal Porn

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.

Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"

by Cesc4 July 21, 2011

Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016

pop-porn

When the camera dude in a porn scene is eating pop corn

This pop-porn in the studio makes a big mess

by iSpitOnLlamas January 17, 2021

Nugget Porn

When two people without arms and legs fuck so they can increase the nugget population. However, you can not find this on the hub.

Hey Jim! Do you want to watch some nugget porn?

No thanks. It’s not my type

by HarpoonMan March 7, 2020

Hitbox Porn

When you’re playing a Dark Souls game and you dodge an attack by the skin of your teeth.

I watched a Speedrun of Dark Souls 3 and the person taunted infront of a boss. Classic Hitbox Porn.

by Rumare April 20, 2018

Porn Browser

The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.

Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!

by goyo July 2, 2016