off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

jak off

Jak from jak and daxter jacking off.

Jak is Jaking off!

by qwerewq March 12, 2004

Jacking Off

when you take your penis and stroke it up and down intill you shoot the white

that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.

by Kanidate October 4, 2005

Off the rack

To lose one's mind, go crazy, insane, batshit psycho. Usually caused by lack of sleep, hyperactivity, sugar or plain ol' weirdness.

Erma has gone completely off the rack. We need to put her in a straightjacket and lock her in a glass box at a museum for the psychologically insane so that everyone can witness the true heights weirdness can attain.

by Artichokes October 23, 2013

Pinch Off

When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole

Man i really had to Pinch Off that shit

by M2Jizzle January 4, 2009

Walk off

A form of masturbation involving a large housefly and a bath tub. Capture a large house fly; carefully pull one of its wings off. Fill bath tub with water so just the head of your penis sticks out of the water. Place housefly on the part of the penis that is sticking out of the water. The fly will continually walk around and around until orgasm. For the thrill seeker a large bee or hornet will add that “touch of danger”.

That fly is perfect for an old fashion walk off.

by freaky freddie December 27, 2008

f off

1.short for fuck off
2.used online when words are censored

Example
1.
"You ruined my car on purpose so why dont you go f off!" (fuck off)
2.
person1: "your typing sucks today"
person2: "f off, loser"
person1: " my aren't we touchy...."

by gina#1 April 17, 2006