Dude

An infected hair on an elephants ass

“Holy crap look at that DUDE”

by Randolesbo May 15, 2021

A dude Jake

A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!

Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!

Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!

by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019

Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude

The biggest recognition in this world. People do crazy things to achieve it.

"Hey if I survive this fall from the planr without a parachute I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude" - xy

"Ok so if I win the Russian Roulette we both can agree that I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude"

by X-T UN May 4, 2022

favorite dude

Wind wants to fuck you in your ass

You’re my favorite dude end of story

by 017.drew October 29, 2017

dude

my wife

dude duuuuuuuuude i like watermelon (when you tell your wife you love watermelon)

by violeta's wife March 28, 2025

Smooth Dude

A slick, cool, or impressive masculine figure.

Man: “That guy Austin’s a smooth dude with smooth moves”

by Kevin Worldzowsken September 12, 2025

Dude Smoothie

A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.

John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"

by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021