squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

Firey sausage

As you are fornicating with a wonderful, beutiful woman on the kitchen, you pull out, casually reach down, grab a packet of chilli powder and dust liberally before putting it back in.

"i cant belive it, my teacher reported me for hubông her the old firey sausage after class

by Wowthatsalottadamage November 7, 2019

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by animeisgood January 25, 2019

Sausage train

A group of males all walking together with each other, usually in single file.

When I saw six people entering the restaurant and going towards their table I didn't see one woman; it was a sausage train.

by Danny Mew December 6, 2014

Apocalypse Sausage

Dan’s penis

Dan’s penis is an absolute apocalypse sausage

by Secret Squirrel 66 June 5, 2024

Sausage

Someone who is being silly/stupid/over sensitive but not in a way that they’re being a dick. Normally because they’ve taken something you’ve said the wrong way.

“You don’t love me do you?”
“Oh babe stop being a sausage” *hugs*

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

Sausage berries

Another term for balls, testicles, scrotum, etc.

I said something I shouldn’t to this girl and she kicked me right in the sausage berries

by Lyrlyrplnts4hire February 21, 2019