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Carroll School

Private School for grades 1-9 outside Boston catered for students with language based learning disabilities, like Dyslexia.

Founded in 1967, most Carroll students have learning disabilities, predominantly Dyslexia. Don’t get me wrong, it has a great reputation, and many alumni have gone on to be extremely successful. Most of the students that end up at Carroll either had a bad experience with public school. Every student is required to take a retarded class for at least a year called Language Tutoring, which is when study/decode word roots, suffixes, etc… All Carroll classes are smal, with 5-10 students, but the curriculum is quite rigorous, and has received much praise for it. Carroll’s teaching methods are much different, and statistically more effective than public school’s methods. Perhaps the most prominent figure of Carroll, the athletic director, Mike Kmetz, known as “Coach” or “Kmetz” runs the Cross Country, Track, Basketball and Ski teams. Believe it or not, most of Carroll seems like an all boys school. The girls that go here are sadly quite bratty and slutty.

After Carroll, most students will attend prestigious, yet nasty schools like Roxbury Latin, Philips Academy, or Middlesex School
“Hey look it’s that retarded fag that went to Carroll School”

“Dude Carroll just beat Belmont Hill in Basketball!”

“Carroll is school for retarded folks”
by Kyrietheballer11 March 7, 2018
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Night School

(Not referring to the movie) Adult/GED Classes that are held in the evening for people who can't attend during the day due to being a parent, working or high school (if you're 18 and attending both).
People who attend to Night School (or Adult School in general) are either getting their life together by catching up on their high school credits or who immigrated to this country to be successful, learn English, and get their diploma (or GED) in order to get a good job (or head to Community College/University if they choose to) so it's the best available option if you didn't finish high school and want to get your Diploma or you can get your GED.
by Don't get me in trouble January 12, 2019
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FUCK SCHOOL

I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE FUCKING KILL MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK SCHOOL. THIS PLACE MAKE ME WANT TO DIE
i am mentally stable, i promise
by a guy who hates school A LOT November 10, 2022
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european school

1. A school situated on the continent of Europe. Often paid for by the government and offering more often than not a decent education.

2. European schools are a specific type of international school. They are created and paid for by the European Union, for the children of its employees, who attend for free. They get an extraordinary education, while the poor peasants outside of the EU-employee-bubble are forced to attend public schools. There are thirteen of them across five european countries, four of them being in Brussels. The worst one of course, is situated in what Trump was talking about when calling Brussels a shithole - the "suburb" of Ixelles. The schools offer a 'european baccalaureate', a high school degree valid in all EU member states. Accredited schools also exist, they offer the same diploma but are in every other way inferior.
The children going to these schools are invariably self important snotty brats.
1.

Someone: Oh look this school offers a fine education in Europe, what a classic european school.
2.

Friend: "Oh look it's a schoolbus even though we're in Europe."
Me: "Goddamn it, these european schools are jamming up traffic again!"
by Iseuropeacontinent123 December 4, 2021
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Middle school

Hell
The place where innocent children go to die. They lose most of their elementary school friends, and usually don’t get new ones. Most think they are now mature, even though they are definitely not, and become self-righteous. The girls (most) love gossip and drama, and turn into retarded and rude individuals. The boys learn to cuss, and think they are super cool when they do. The boys also become major pervs. When you come out of your last year of elementary school, you think that middle school will be awesome and just a step higher academically, but you were wrong, middle school sucks, and they give you WAY to much homework for your poor childish self. The teachers don’t care, and the lunches are sad. The boys begin to think they are awesome in 8th grade when they get taller than the girls. There are the cliques, and the fakes. The fakes are the ones that wear Birkenstock’s, crop tops, and ripped jeans.

Highschool is is only slightly better.
Luke: “I can’t wait to get out of middle school”
You: “I know high school will be sooo much better”
by Let’s goooo April 1, 2020
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Marlwood School

Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: marlwood school
Person 1: oh im going to kill myself now
by BigBoiThiccBoiSuccBoiElliot February 19, 2018
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