Beating of a man's penis, then putting a rubberband around it till it's purple, at which point you smack it with a fly swatter.
by SpdC December 4, 2014
Get the purple carolemug. “You’re such a silly billy! You two are so purple when you’re around each other.”
“Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t think so. I’m just really purple.”
“Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t think so. I’m just really purple.”
by CoolerAndCoolest March 26, 2024
Get the Purplemug. Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.
The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Get the Purplemug. 
Get the Purplemug. When you have to take your partner to the ER because they are imploding from the inside. Usually do to bad tacos, this is not a form of food poisoning but instead a side effect of ending for more than 2 years.
by Thunder m0nkey April 27, 2024
Get the Purple linermug. When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.
Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
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by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016
Get the purple saxophonemug. The Purple Hallway is one of the three hallways. It houses numerous peoples, the two most notable being the group of meme lords guarding the entrance to the dungeon, and PDROPH. The hallway is often visited by the Arson Gang.
A: Let's eat lunch in the Purple Hallway today.
B: But what about those PDROPH weirdoes?
A: Just ignore them!
B: But what about those PDROPH weirdoes?
A: Just ignore them!
by myopiniondoesn’tcount May 21, 2020
Get the The Purple Hallwaymug.