Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
Get the Biscuit Tube PTSDmug. by Guit-Fiddler October 28, 2013
Get the need a biscuitmug. You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.
by that guy-007 May 11, 2025
Get the Wet biscuitsmug. Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
by Fuck piss May 5, 2024
Get the Shit on a Biscuitmug. by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
Get the Disco biscuitmug. by Fishfillay May 16, 2019
Get the Lit Biscuitsmug. “Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
by Gorl.com February 2, 2023
Get the biscuit witchmug.