A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015
Get the New Mexico Pace Carmug. by Dubiks February 18, 2019
Get the self-driving carsmug. One who removes car windows for the purpose of removing valuables from inside. See also ganker. Crackheads also make attempts to work in this field but are frequently caught.
The car window removal specialist busted that window and ganked all of their stuff that was worth money.
by SmurfDaddy January 24, 2004
Get the car window removal specialistmug. The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"
Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"
"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
Tom - "Ok"
"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009
Get the Graffiti in my car portmug. Like an Irish Car Bomb, but made out of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Dollar tree Coffee Creamer and Black Velvet whiskey. Generally drank by underage teens attempting to make an Irish Car Bomb.
by NotaTrot August 17, 2018
Get the El Cajon Car Bombmug. -Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.
by fbicappuccino March 5, 2023
Get the You wouldn't download a carmug. by Copley demon July 14, 2023
Get the he is my dream carmug.