jingle nuts

one who does something so obnoxious, others are at a loss for words when trying to find some name to call him.

Stop being such a jingle nuts and just open the closet the right way rather than trying to head butt it open.

Justin you are a real jingle nuts.

by Wood March 12, 2005

Taco Nut

The act of cumming in yo girl while pressing the pussy lips together before you slowly pull out and nibble on her clit as the cum seeps from the bottom of her pussy.

Last night I gave my girl a taco nut and she's been begging for another one ever since.

by Mike Oxfat October 17, 2019

Cougar Nuts

one who is ancient and sneaks about preying on much younger musicians.

Get that cougar nuts out of here!

Skeet: Where's cougar nuts?

Ron: She's giving our guitarist a Cleveland Steamer.

by Saggs the boobs August 24, 2009

off the nut

when something is just crazy and otherwordly. something so different and prepostrous that it deserves the title of "Off the Nut".
a phrase commonly used by Leo!!!!

person 1- have you seen Hangover
Person 2- that movie is off the nut

by ronnie1234 November 05, 2010

pimp nuts

adj. Awesome, or really cool

My new mac is pimp nuts

by Jay Harp June 07, 2007

shit nutted

it's a past-tense verb. this occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind you actually take a shit and bust a nut at the same time. this usually occurs as an accident, but those who are extra freaky my try to do it.

this takes the wet spot to a whole new level.

for those that try to do it and know it's coming, they can always exclaim to their sexual partner, "baby, i'm about to shit nut" or when they finish, they can say, "oooo i shit nutted"...

by fireball roberts September 14, 2007

Kongo Nut

The testicle that dangles farther down than the other one. Generally this one is much larger, thicker, and juicier than the other puny nut.

My kongo nut just scraped the floor.
Man, I bet that guy's kongo nut is crazy.

by 007hippo September 25, 2009