Matthew

Matthew is the type of person so gag on a cock. A Matthew will usually not have a knee. He is a park random and can’t dribble and gets boxed by as2 play shots. Matthews are generally super fucking bad at video games.

Matthew’s gay

by Your momv2 November 29, 2021

matthew

a guy who doesnt shut the fuck about breaking bad

matthew:breaking bad is a good show
random guy: well your not wrong

by cjwinners21 September 20, 2022

Colegio Nigel Matthew

Colegio Nigel Matthew or CNM for short is an Arubian school that uses the dutch education system, 90% of the people at this school are Fruity af

Morbius : yo do you go to Colegio Nigel Matthew

Mohammed : Yeah its pretty horrible here

by MassiveManBlalls December 12, 2022

Matthew Hazard

Massive cock and pulls bare under age girls

Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard

by Fat knob master November 23, 2021

Matthew Level

A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level

Guy: How art yoi

Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy

Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level

by M_MatthewD June 16, 2016

Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.

Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...

by Batcat21st September 4, 2018

matthew

hes short, kinda annoying, can be nice but looks like spongebob

matthew is so short lmfao

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020