Jordan

Jordan’s are the sexiest people you’ll ever meet. They have the biggest dick and get the most pussy in the world. They are easy to get attracted too as soon as you see them. They are extremely outgoing and don’t give that much of a fuck what’s happening. They have the most incredible eyes.

I wish I had a Jordan in my life

by Jam_Fam_JQ November 18, 2018

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The act of having relations with an autistic person and making bo2 zombie noises to communicate

“I just want someone to gimme the ol’ Jordan Bennet”

by Peeweevle’s December 20, 2021

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Jordan

1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.

2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.

Them: What happened between you and Jordan?

Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.

by The one girl who died May 2, 2022

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Jordan is a guy who keeps to his self and is generally a quiet kid. He’s kinda shy at first but once you see the real Jordan you can’t un see it. Jordan is funny, intelligent, smart, and pretty attractive. He doesn’t have many friends but appreciates the ones he has. Jordan has always kinda had a girl best friend and boy best friend. But he has always had trouble realizing that his girl “friend” is very attracted to him and really cares about him. Jordan is genuinely a amazing person and friend.

Some random girl: “Who’s the new kid?”
His girl best friend: “ that’s Jordan!!”

by anonymous April 11, 2021

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