jordan

neek

Person 1: Yo its Jordan!
Person 2: Neek.

by fruitmix December 2, 2021

Jordan

A chill, funny guy that’s super short

“Look there’s Jordan”
“Where?”
“Down there”

by Hsjshhs August 8, 2021

Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more

"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"

by djmoy20 January 22, 2022

Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text

Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.

by Anon poop May 9, 2013

Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz

Jordan rizzed up 40 girls

by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023

Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.

Do you want Jordan?

by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021

jordan

The try hard keebler elf

Wow he has gibt ears like the keebler hes a jordan.

by brock felt sad April 14, 2022