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Kale Jacobs

The alter-ego of Karl Jacobs
by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020
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Jacob

A super sweet guy who knows how to make a girl laugh. If you’re his friend or maybe even his girlfriend, consider yourself lucky. He is amazing and fun but can also be serious if needed. He will include you in everything that he can and will love all his friends forever(i think)Don’t ever lose this dude!
Guy 1: Yo Jacob!
Jacob: Wassup yo.
by PopPixie06 October 27, 2020
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Jacob

The cringiest kid in the world that no one likes. He's lonely and will never get a girlfriend. That one kid that plays Valorant 24/7 hours a day but is still gurbage at the game.
Person 1: Hey who's that kid in the corner sitting alone and crying because he has no friends?
Person 2: Oh that's Jacob
by anonymous275 October 29, 2020
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jacob rider

a Lil gay guy who likes to be gay and is rarely even a guy, call him a gay girl if you will. he, oops... she likes to ride sacks.
Jeff: ayo, u actin like a lil jacob ride, get off my lap

Jacob rider: ohhh yaa
by lil jacob rider October 30, 2020
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Jacob

A slur word for a white person.

Originated in the British Isles. "Jacob's Crackers" are a household name brand of crackers available in the UK.
That guy's a Jacob.
by Jeremy Cunt November 4, 2020
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Jacob

the most basic white boy you will ever meet and a dick head thats makes a fake snap chat acc pretending to be a girl (when hes not) and asks for nudes from girls and guys. hmmm sound a little sus for a fucking homophobic guy! any ways he is popular and cool to the boys but talks about his closest friends his back and sexually harrases then and makes them watch porn then make fun of them when they get hard. they bully people and call them names but some how at the end of the day hes everyones favorite because hes hot and good at sports. fuck you jacob
i fucking hate jacob!
by May I. Tutchem November 5, 2020
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Jacob Sartorius

a singer/songwriter with over 9 million instagram followers. gets a lot of hate but doesn’t deserve it.
Ayo have u hear Jacob Sartorius new song it’s a total bop
by Mya MacEachern November 7, 2020
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