The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.
by ThrillingHeroics December 7, 2017
Get the shower whiplashmug. by JohnKent123 November 6, 2019
Get the Hulk Showermug. The act of defecating a very watery type of fecal matter all over the head of ones mate and/or friend.
by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011
Get the Native Showermug. Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021
Get the Gordon Showermug. A symptom of showering tierd -
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
Get the Shower Gel Paradoxmug. The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
by San Jamar August 7, 2022
Get the Based Showermug. by Whitetigr March 25, 2023
Get the upstairs downstairs showermug.