Human

A useless creature who is incapable of drawing circles.
That human is useless!
by LucarioAuraMaster December 14, 2018
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Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958
“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat
by Davecookie March 2, 2021
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Humanity

The thing that created capitalism, anti-aging lotion and Collen Ballinger.
Person 1: I can't believe humanity has come to this.
Cat: Dude I am literally a cat
by wb0192837465 July 20, 2023
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Human fartbox centipede

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).
For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.
by Spudoncus March 21, 2021
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The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat
Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.
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Human Fence

A chain of 4 or more humans, regardless of gender, doing the 69 sex position.
Person 1: PornHub is so screwed up nowadays?
Person 2: I know right! That human fence was too far!
by H4XOR13 August 1, 2023
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Humanity

(Castiel) is in love with humanity.
by Crimeprincess September 26, 2020
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