Hat

A basic hair slave for your head. Only dweebs wear hats. Seriously, get your shit together

Bob wore a hat. Bob got shot 😵

by Lol_TrapGod February 13, 2019

Hat

Sausage casing for head

Nice hat.

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 13, 2019

Hat

A kill/body. Mostly used by people on Florida to describe a headshot

I was posted last night trying to catch a hat but dude never showed up

by Mucifer December 22, 2022

skank hat

A nasty hat some hoe left in the back of your car.

Hey, bro. I found this skank hat in the back. You want it?

by zing_zong April 20, 2018

Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020