hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

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throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.

Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?

by Sickonegro February 14, 2022

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Cutie goat is the cutest most goatest goat you will ever say, he is the most intelligent, sexy and all around best person to ever grace the planet

“Did you see how sexy cutie goat is today”
“Ya that’s just cutie every day”

by The Shevmeister November 23, 2021

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Adverb: When a burp is so smelly that it smells like goat.

After eating garlic sausage and drinking a Ginger ale I Goat Burped everyone in the car; the smell was so bad they gaged.

by Goatburp February 15, 2021

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A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

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by Alchemancer December 06, 2021

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December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 01, 2021

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