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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
mugGet the Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your mug.

Buddy Fucker

When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.

Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
by Paco4u May 6, 2018
mugGet the Buddy Fuckermug.

Monkey Fucker

Someone who goes out of their way and deliberately infects themselves with diseases, such as: monkey-pox, HIV, covid-19, ...
A: whoa, monkey-pox is spreading like wildfire, how come?
B: them monkey fuckers at it again, I guess.
by Hmastray July 20, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Fuckermug.

Mario Fucker

An italian mother fucker, or someone that wants to fuck mario.
Bro, look at Marco over there. He's such a mario fucker.
by anonymous June 6, 2024
mugGet the Mario Fuckermug.

Nose Fucker

A person who has a nose long enough that they provide pleasure by inserting it into their partner's orifices for stimulation.
Sally Stenchsnatch: " Bobby Bigshnozz nosefucked me so hard last night I'm still feeling orgasmic aftershocks."

Gina Gashgravy: "I'm Jealous - I wish I had a talented Nose Fucker in my life."
by Sir_Douche February 13, 2025
mugGet the Nose Fuckermug.

mother fucker

Somebody you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, including your mother, sister, aunt, niece, steps, brother, cousin, nephew, friend, pets, uncle, etc, etc., etc.
My father is a real mother fucker. After fucking my mother, which was bad enough, he wanted to fuck me. Gross!
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
mugGet the mother fuckermug.

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
by lembnau February 1, 2017
mugGet the thumb detecting nut fuckermug.

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