Douche lozenge

a synonym for douchebag, but in a more extreme case. Individuals who wear sunglasses at night and use ipads to type term papers. Douche lozenges do not make any attempt to hide their doucheyness and make a point of telling others how much better than you they are since they studied abroad while you were working to pay rent.

Is that dude really wearing a t-shirt that says "i put out" in 2010? ...what a douche lozenge.

Douche lozenge by brwnshuga October 26, 2010

douche baggotry 

a combination of being a douche and a faggot

Steve: yo yo yo check me out bitchezzzz!
Josh: take your douche baggotry elsewhere!

douche baggotry by roflkitty January 3, 2011

Douche Bag 

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.

Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.

Douche Bag by NMFSD February 20, 2011

Douche-T 

A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.

-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.

Douche-T by kh2507 March 10, 2011

douche kazzo 

an idiot that talks to much smack...one who is a jackass

Tattoo GTO is a douche kazzo.
Man that guy at the bar talkin all that crap is a douche kazzo!

douche kazzo by Mike la Vaughn March 28, 2011

Douche-grenade 

A female douche who is usually overweight, slightly attractive when you're drunk, but completely loses their attractiveness once you're sober again. They are purely annoying and you can't stand being next to them for one minute. Almost like a douchebabe minus the hotness.

Those hippo girls are completely douche-grenades!!

Get those douche-grenades outta here!

I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!

Douche-grenade by AsianBanana April 19, 2011

douche nozzle 

A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.

Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.

douche nozzle by Leroy Jeeenkinzzzz May 10, 2011