Dump Truck

A rather large or obese woman often associated with sexual encounters while intoxicated. Usually sporting a tube top that is several sizes too small, also associated with broken leaf springs in diesel trucks. You can usually find them at your local small town bar.

Dude did you see Kevin taking home that dump truck? He's really upping the intake and dropping the standards

by Mystic Troutfuck November 21, 2016

Dump truck

A court appointed attorney. Usually they are inept and ineffective as counsel due to huge caseloads and the fact that they are working on salary

Having no money to hire an attorney, the superior court judge assigned a dump truck to represent me.

by Chisholm Factory October 08, 2022

Dont Dump The Cheese In Their Ears

To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.

Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open

by helphp October 18, 2022

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

dump unds

When you're wearing too much underwear and you have to leave some behind in a port-a-potty.

My boy-parts are getting real swampy. Time to dump unds while I still can.

by [redacted] July 30, 2015

dump unds

The act of removing and abandoning your underwear due to excessive sweating of the genital region.

I've got about a half gallon of moisture in my groinal region; I think I need to go dump unds.

by [redacted] August 07, 2015

dump unds

When you have to abandon your underwear and go commando.

I knew I shouldn't have worn my thong. Time to dump unds.

by [redacted] August 04, 2015