area clown

1. An insult that a complete idiot makes when he's losing an argument. 2. A jester or Harlequin that works locally.

Henry was doing badly in debate club so he referred to Jessica as an area clown.

by Renfield76 April 27, 2010

ass clown

a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.

that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.

by betherz May 13, 2010

Brodio Clown

A brodio clown is a bro that is commonly seen in a brodio.

Dude, look at those brodio clowns crowded around Toco Bell.

by Smudgyboar January 16, 2011

Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol

Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much

by lilbrizo September 16, 2012

Funny Clown

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth, then making her laugh so she spits it out!

"Man, I had the best night last night, I gave my girlfriend the best funny clown! She spat my load everywhere!"

by TheActualBatman! December 18, 2012

Crazy Clown

This is when you are having sex with a woman on her period. You pull out and quickly put it in her mouth. As you can imagine, your penis would be bloody so putting in her mouth would result in her lips getting red all around, kinda like a clown's make-up. This results in a Crazy Clown.

Damn dude, last night Becky didn't tell me she was raggin', so I paid her back by making her a crazy clown.

by meecho January 25, 2013

Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

by jmo12345 February 12, 2013